Soon a new e-book will be published, with the title “God Can Smile“.
Here is a little story from it:
There was a mom and she was reflecting on her two little boys. She said that, “Years ago, when my two little boys were very small, they were taught how to say their blessings before eating their meal.
One night, I was very busy scurrying around the kitchen, so I told them, ‘Hey! Boys, say your prayers before the meal without me’.” And then she took a moment to watch them as they both squeezed their eyes tightly, and folded their hands and began to pray.
The elder one, the 4 years old, finished very quickly, but the 3 years old kept on praying and praying. After about another minute or two passed, the 3 years old lifted his head, looked at his plate and was very angry…
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Adam was having a conversation with God, and Adam asked God, “God, why did you make the woman so beautiful?”
God answered, “Well, so that you would love her.”
Adam asked God again, “God, why did you make woman so irrational?”
God replied, “So that she would love a fool like you.”
(from my upcoming book: God Can Smile)
Be Blessed and Be Blessings to Others!
Once there was a man who called heaven’s cell phone, and this is the voice mail that he got, “Thank you for calling heaven. We are sorry, all our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is very important to us, and we will answer it in the order that it was received.
Please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to God, press 1.
Jesus, press 2.
The Holy Spirit, press 3.
If you would like to hear King David sings a psalm while you are holding, press 4.
To find a loved one who has been assigned to heaven, press 5, and then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.
For reservations in heaven please enter John 3:16.
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It was a party, after the ancestry lecture, and a whole group of women were gathered. They started to talk to each other. Tina was talking to Claire, and she asked her about the ancestry. Claire said: “My ancestry dates all the way back to Alexander, The Great!”
Caroline came in and said, “My ancestry dates all the way back to Constantine!”
Angie came in the conversation and said, “My ancestry dates all the way back to Genghis Khan! Tina, what about you? What did you find out about your ancestors?”
Tina looked very sad and she said, “Well, I really don’t know.”
The other ladies added, “Oh, well, I guess your ancestry doesn’t go back that far anyway, it’s probably a very short ancestry line.”
Finally, Tina noted, “Yes, it’s very sad; we’ve lost all our records in the flood!”
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